And next on the couch ...

From Bilge Flaps

1. Leave a comment on my blog saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I will respond and ask you five questions.
3. You'll update your blog with my five questions, and your five answers.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

My interview is as follows:

1. What period in your life were you the most happy and why?

Now, without a shadow of a doubt. My childhood and adolescence were a time of fairly insular loneliness, in my twenties I was mixed up with a weird, abusive cult (it's a long story) and in my early thirties my marriage went to hell in a handcart. Now I have a secure, loving relationship with somebody who understands who I am, I have two fantastic kids, a barking mad dog and two cats, and more computing power than I can shake a stick at.

2. If you had to be a teletubby, which one would you be and why?

The little red one.

3. Where do you want to be in five years (hey it was a good question
so i'm repeating it)?

To misquote Laurie Anderson, paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better. That will do me.

4. Out of all the bloggers, who would you most want to shag and why?

Hmmm, that's a tricky question. I honestly can't imagine having sex with anyone but Jan, but if pushed I would like to cuddle Creepy Lesbo because I think she could do with it at the moment.

5. What do you most miss when your daughter is away from you for a long time(i.e. holiday)?

Listening to the radio in the car when I'm driving her somewhere and setting the world to rights. Most of the time when she's at home she's squirreled away on her computer or is listening to her mp3 player, but the drive to school in the mornings is fifteen minutes of uninterupted time together to talk about stuff, serious and otherwise.

Anyone else want to have a go?